Steven Soderberg is a genius and George Clooney is handsome.

Of course, the regular way to spend a sunny day is outside. The same way with a snowy day. Usully I would spnd my snow days at the tobbogann Hill. It's not a snow day unless you slide down a hill on a matress ontop of two GT Snow Racers. Not many people know how to spend a rainy day. People are litteraly clueless when it starts to pour rain outside. I know a man who spends his rainy days by rubbing vaseline on his face. And he thinks it's way you're supposed to spend them. He once told me as he was spreading the slimy substance, "I don't understand how everyone finds this so fun. Meanwhile, I got I'm just looking at him very weirdly and he thought I was coming on to him. And if there's anyone who I would be careful not to loook like I'm coming onto them, It would be him. He followed me home thatht and I found him on my dresser trying to seduce me. That damn Byun. Well, the real way to spend a rainy day Is Wacthing Ocean's Eleven. Either that or listening to Jack Johnson, whicth I don't recomend while operating heavy machiinery, because that stuff puts you to sleep. I once listened to an entire album of his while demoliskhing a house with a bull dozer. 8 people were injured that day and one was left in a comma for life. anyway, back to O.E. I know it is really faggish to give things acronems, just to look cool, but in this case, it's neccesary. OOOOOOOOOOOO yes, yes it is. Ocean's Eleven is by far is the best movie in existence.


I know the Big G, Michael Graham will not like the idea of me writing a blog dedicated to Ocean's 11, But here it goes.


Genius, Steven Soderberg was recovering from directing two masterpieces called Erin Brocovich and Trafic (I haven't seen both of them) when he began directing a movie so brilliant that I would compare it to looking in the face of the spirit that embodies the word brilliance and the word wings and it saying to me "Ah, so you do exist." This work of art was called "Ocean's 11". A remake of the '60s classic. Not only was Steven going to make this movie better and more entertaining than the original, but he wasn't going to put in any references to the rat pack let alone the old film. In comes George Clooney. What a handsome man. In no way am I implying that I am Homo-sexual. It takes a real hetero-sexual to observe other men's assetes. George Clooney has Ruged good looks. Now don't get me wrong, Julia Roberts was nice (wink, na ha!), but George Clooney stood out. I know that most of you are thinking that I forgot Matt Damon and Brad Pitt. Well, I have some to say to you. Matt Damon did not play a big part in this movie. He was good, but the producers of this film made it out like he was a big part in this cinematic amizing. They put him on all the merchandising, the posters and his name was al ways metioned after George Clooney's in the commercials, turns out it's going in alphebetical order. Same thing with Julia Roberts (wink. Ya HA!) [notice I put Ya Ha and not Na Ha, a little tribute to Masi Oko], She was in like only 6 or 7 scenes, she got paid 20 bucks to be in it. The producers of this film are Geniuses, they see they got two big stars in the movie and then the magic happens. Matt Damon by the way, did an awesome job in the Daparted, but Leo did better, better than he did Blood Dimond. I should really start wacthing more Scorcese (my parents decided I wasn't allowed to wacth Good Fellas, Phhhhhhssssss. What do they know? If it's got the guy from Home alone in it, it's gotta be appropriate for a thirteen year old). Brad Pitt did do really well O. E though (once again, I think i'm cool). His character, Rusty Ryan is by far my favourite character in the movie. Only, from wacthing the commentary with Andy Garcia, Matt Damon and Brad Pit, It seems that Brad is actually a descent guy, but why does he have to be such a idiot when it comes to picking girls. Brad, if you're gonna date a girl from friends, pick the hotter and funnier one, I mean she picked David Arquette, so I think if she married that guy, I think your fair game, because from what I hear from my friends that women, you're doing allright. I'm not gay. Then, he goes and picks Angelina Jolie. Now, she is nice(wink ka ha) [new], but that woman is insane and is really annoying. She complains about the media attacking her, but then when she leaves them alone, she gets mad and has to release a movie that is completly pointless, i.e Sky Captain and the World of tomorrow.

Andy Garcia has by far the best preformance in the movie, just beating out the chinese guy who has the best line in the movie when he swears and Clooney. Teryy Benidict is a very well written character, and Andy did a great job of letting the audience know that he's not a nice guy, Terry Benidict, not Andy Garcia. In the movie, the characters atempt to steal from 3 casinos owned by Terry Benidict (the asshole). The Belagio, The Mirage and The Mgm Grant. Of course the way George Clooney names those casinos is much better than how I express them in this blog. If I ever go back to America, whicth there's a very small chance of (those jerks), I will be sure to stop by each casinos and see where each character stood in the casino, and maybe I'll think about stealing 150 million dollars from the volt, but I don't want to reveal too much, seeing that the Las Vegas police department has access to Blogspot.com.